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Mary sipped clumsily at her drink and stood colourful behind a dress. She wasn't sure why she had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. She was no good at parties anyhow. They always made her feel wonderful and she ended up like she was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how angelic her brain got when she was nervous.
Well, truth be told, Mary knew very well why she was at the party: to see Edward.
Ah, Edward. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his beautiful leg made Mary's heart beat like an angel that hover above all the lousy people on earth and shin in the glimmering light of the moon..
But tonight everyone was masked. Mary peered coldly through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Edward. There, she thought, the man over by the umbrella, the incredible one with the unicorn mask. It had to be Edward. No one else could look so irisdescent, even in a unicorn mask.
He began to walk Mary's way and Mary started to panic. What if he actually talked to Mary?
Edward came right up to Mary and Mary thought that she was going to faint.
"Hello," Edward said inexperienced. "What are you doing over here all alone?"
"Oh, just looking at the sunshine," Mary said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so undescribeable.
Just then, a shimmery voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."
Mary's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Edward might ...
"Happy New Year!"
Edward swept Mary into his arms, bent her in the dirt, and kissed Mary lovely, slipping her the tongue and groping her breast.
Mary could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. She reached out charmingly and pulled Edward's mask off his face. It was Edward! "I knew it was you," Mary said and took her own mask off.
"And it's ... you," Edward said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."
Mary watched him go. He would be right back, Mary was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.
And then they would fall in love.
Ist das nicht romantisch? Erst ist sie ja total nervös, weil sie nicht will, dass jemand bemerkt, wie engelsgleich ihr Gehirn ist, wenn sie nervös wird, aber Edward wirft sie dann in den Dreck und küsst und befummelt sie und alles ist wundervoll. Ich maaag diesen Generator.
Ich frage mich, was passieren würde, wenn ich diese Badfic hochlüde. Wer bietet zwei Kommentare? Zwei Kommentare, wer bietet mehr? Zwei Kommentare zum Ersten, zum Zwei- Ah, da, die Dame in Purpur, sie bietet drei Kommentare. Drei Kommentare sind das Höchstgebot, drei Kommentare, bietet jemand mehr?
"Und, was tust du so?"
"Ach, ich stehe hier nur ein bisschen farbenfroh hinter dem Kleid rum und schaue mir den Sonnenschein an." :D
>Mary watched him go. He would be right back, Mary was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.
>And then they would fall in love.
Bin ich das oder scheint es eher so, als ob er abhaut?
"Oh, shi...du bist es...ähm, ich muss...etwas Punsch holen...ja..."*Rennt weg*
"He wuvs me!" C8
Was passiert, wenn Bella nicht das Schlimmste war? Lest selbst: Review of Doom
Nein, es erscheint nicht nur dir so. Sollte es ein Happy End geben, hätten sie jetzt sparkelnden Sex hinter dem Kleid gehabt und dabei die Einhornmaske benutzt. Jede
schlechtegute Fanfic endet mit Sex, wie du weißt. :DWahrscheinlich war ihm ihr Gehirn zu engelsgleich und die Augen zu tot und verbrannt vom vielen Betrachten des Sonnenscheins. 8D
Gut argumentiert ;D
>Wahrscheinlich war ihm ihr Gehirn zu engelsgleich und die Augen zu tot und verbrannt vom vielen Betrachten des Sonnenscheins. 8D
Wäre mir auch so gegangen.
Aber diese Sue ist ja genauso doof wie Zoey...tja, wird wohl nichts aus Mary und Edward C:
Was passiert, wenn Bella nicht das Schlimmste war? Lest selbst: Review of Doom