Me lovezZz the world!11!
Autor: RandomHeroine
○● B R I T I S H ○●
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win Factor. (No idea what they're taking about.)
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell".
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (I have to admit that i like English Food, you know.)
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football... not soccer.
Total: 5
● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[ ] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something.
Hier vermisse ich das Surfen. Denkt ihr bei Australien nicht auch immer zuerst ans Surfen
Total: 3
○● I T A L I A N ○●
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes. (Never ate something like that.)
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[x] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk a lot with your hands.
Total: 4
○● S P A N I S H ○●
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos. (*__*)
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally. (Eine random Person sagte mal zu mir, sie hat noch nie einen Menschen so schnell sprechen hören wie mich.)
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 4
○● R U S S I A N ○●
[ ] You say villain as:
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Wo ist hier die Frage nach dem Vodka? Also bitte, Russians without vodka? Are you kidding me?
Total: 6
○● I R I S H ○●
[x] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party. (Steht auf meinem 42-Punkte-Plan für die Zukunft.)
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.
Hier gehört doch wohl unbedingt dazu, ob man an Kobolde und Feen glaubt! Dann hätte ich hier sieben Xe machen können! D8
Total: 6
○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[x] You can sing gospel.
Total: 5
○● A S I A N ○●
[ ] You have slantysmall eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3
○● G E R M A N ○●
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2".
Total: 7
○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[x] You like play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 2
○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1
○● B E L G I A N ○●
[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[ ] You LOVE french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 5
○● D U T C H ○●
[ ] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at buildinghandiworkprojects.
[x] You tend to favour the megalomania.
Hiernach werde ich mich in den Niederlanden wahrscheinlich ganz wohl fühlen. Aber da fehlt ein Punkt über ihre Liebe zu Fahrrädern.
Total: 5
○● A R A B ○●
[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.
Total: 0
Ein irischer Deutscher mit russischen Wurzeln. Das vermag mir zu gefallen.
Es ist beruhigend, dass ich bei Deutscher alles ankreuzen konnte, muss ich sagen. Denn ich mag Deutschland doch ganz gerne. Aber
-drools-
...
Moment! Ich mag doch gar keine gebräunten Menschen! D'8
Ich vermisse "You know what banaroo means" bei Australien. 83
Er ist ja nur ein bisschen gebräunt, weil er den ganzen Tag draußen ist und surft. Deshalb ist er auch sehr durchtrainiert. *Q*
> Ich vermisse "You know what banaroo means" bei Australien. 83
Ein Bananen fressendes Känguru? Waaas? D8
...hat er schöne Hüftknochen?
> Ein Bananen fressendes Känguru? Waaas? D8
Noes. Das sind Kängurus, die dank dem Ozonloch über Australien blind wurden (weil einfach so in die Sonne glotzen) und dann vor ein Auto gelaufen & überfahren worden sind. :D
Na, das kannst du mir glauben, duh. Und wegen der tief sitztenden Badehose sieht man sie 18 Stunden am Tag. :3
> Das sind Kängurus, die dank dem Ozonloch über Australien blind wurden (weil einfach so in die Sonne glotzen) und dann vor ein Auto gelaufen & überfahren worden sind. :D
Ahahahahaha! :DDD
Also, ich meine, das ist schlimm und so, Kängurus sind doch so süß und niedlich und die armen Tiere, aber... so lustig! xDD