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Autor:  aYaKaShI
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1. Dein Traumhaus steht in...
Postflagge

2. Dein wahrer Name ist...
I. K. Hofmann

3. Du siehst aus wie...
Månegarm

4. Dein Vater arbeitet als...
Jacobsbergs park

5. Dein/e Ehemann/ frau ist... (Person)
Edo Friedrich Peterssen

6. Deine Tochter heißt...
Amy Goodman

7. Dein Lieblingslied beinhaltet das Thema...
Hatta

8. Deine Lieblingsband...
Sprühtrocknung

9. Am liebsten isst du...
Waldemar Ksienzyk

10. Mit dieser Person bist du verwandt... (Person)
Humberto Mariles Cortés

11. Gott ist für dich...
Koyuki

12. Dein Vorgesetzer ist ein Genie in...
Kilju

13. So nennst du dein Haustier...
Paul Luther

14. Animexx ist für dich wie...
Le Thour

15. Dein/e beste/r Freund/in... (Person)
Robert Horry

16. Du liest gerne Manga über...
Mathura

17. ... und schaust Anime über...
Glutarsäure

18. Dein Liebstes Schulfach...
Benz

19. Du schwärmst für... (Person)
Frank Lortz

20. In Wahrheit bist du ein/ eine...
Schwarzer Regen

Which Naruto-Character are you? Persönliches

Autor:  aYaKaShI

Geklaut von Child-Prey_Kaoru

NARUTO
[x] You're stubborn.
[x] You like ramen.
[ ] Are foxes your favorite animal?
[ ] You're afraid of ghosts.
[ ] You're jealous of your best friend.
[x] Are you a hands-on kind of person?
[ ] Do you have a crush on someone, who isn't interested in you?
[ ] You want people to respect you.
[ ] You never give up.
[ ] Are you tan?
[ ] Were you born on the 10th of October?

Total: 3

SASUKE
[ ] You don't care about other people or their opinions.
[ ] Are you left handed?
[ ] You prefer being alone.
[ ] Are you cold, cruel or withdrawn?
[ ] Are you talented?
[x] Have you had to work on your social skills?
[x] Do you practice your skills?
[ ] Do you have a motive in your life that you live for?
[ ] Do you feel like you're cursed?
[ ] Were you born on the 23rd of July?

Total: 2

SAKURA
[ ] You like the color pink.
[ ] Do you feel like something inside of you is ordering you?
[ ] You and your friends have a crush on the same person.
[x] You're smart.
[x] You have a five-finger forehead.
[ ] You usually repress your emotions.
[ ] You insult people just to annoy them.
[ ] You're aiming for a medical career.
[ ] You grew long hair because of your crush.
[ ] Were you born on the 28th of March?

Total: 2

KAKASHI
[x] You read romance novels.
[ ] You like to spend time in the fields.
[ ] Have you separated from some group?
[x] Is your personality hard to describe?
[ ] Are you often late?
[ ] Do you like to use something that covers your mouth?
[ ] Do you use the sayings: "A black cat crossed my path..." or "I fell into a sewer..."?
[ ] Is one of your eyes a different color from your other one?
[ ] You only have one hobby.
[ ] Were you born on the 15th of September?

Total: 2

ITACHI
[x] You like red and black.
[ ] You wear purple nail polish.
[x] You paint your toenails.
[ ] You've been the leader in a group.
[ ] You're a lot more advanced than other in your age class.
[x] You're unforgiving at times.
[ ] You judge people.
[x] You hang out with a certain crowd.
[ ] You have a little brother.
[ ] You dress in overly long clothes.

Total: 4

GAARA
[x] You like sand.
[x] You could care less.
[ ] You feel like no one loves you.
[x] You're alone a lot of the time.
[ ] You've made some sort of a symbol of love on your skin.
[ ] Your name means death in Japanese.
[x] You have one reason to live.
[x] Your life has had a significant turn.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] Is you birthday on the 19th of January?

Total: 5

LEE
[ ] You believe in hard work.
[ ] You're decisive.
[ ] You have large eyes.
[x] You're a unique person.
[ ] You've seriously decided to do something.
[ ] You have a huge crush on someone.
[ ] You have a person who you share a warm relationship with.
[ ] You have a black bowl-cut.
[ ] You've been in an accident where you were had little chance to survive.
[ ] You like green.

Total: 1

JIRAIYA
[ ] You write and sell romance novels.
[x] Are you a pervert?
[ ] Do you like alcohol?
[ ] You're somewhat famous.
[ ] You have long/white hair.
[ ] Do you spy on people for some reason?
[x] You're specialized in some field.
[x] You're over 20.
[x] You're in some way great.
[x] Do you have an ambiguous way of thinking?

Total: 5

OROCHIMARU
[x] Are you pale?
[ ] Do you like snakes?
[ ] Is one of your hobbies fencing?
[ ] Are you strong?
[ ] Are you sadistic, power-hungry and egoistic by nature?
[ ] Do you use people as pawns?
[ ] Do you have a dream?
[ ] You don't feel empathy for other people.
[ ] Do you lust for someone else's body?
[x] Are you over 20?

Total: 2

TSUNADE
[ ] Do you like to play gambling games?
[ ] Do you like snails?
[ ] Do you have a pig/pigs at home?
[ ] Are you afraid of blood?
[ ] Do you have an object that you believe brings back luck?
[ ] You're in the medical field.
[ ] You're dependent on something.
[x] You're a blonde.
[ ] Do you use rejuvenation creams?
[x] Are you over 20?

Total: 2

SHIKAMARU
[x] Are you lazy?
[x] Are you intelligent?
[x] Is everything too troublesome for you?
[ ] You often play shogi.
[x] You like shadows.
[x] You pretend to sleep a lot.
[ ] Your IQ is over 200.
[x] You wear a ponytail.
[ ] You often use the saying "How troublesome" or something near it.
[ ] Is your birthday on the 23rd of September?

Total: 6

SHINO
[ ] Do you like bugs?
[ ] You prefer eating salad.
[ ] You don't like tofu.
[ ] Your personality is quiet and mysterious.
[ ] You hate food with strong aromas.
[ ] Do you collect bugs?
[ ] Is your favorite saying "Trump card"?
[ ] Do you use sunglasses a lot?
[ ] You don't tell much about yourself
[ ] Is your birthday on the 23rd of January?

Total: 0

HINATA
[ ] Are you extremely shy?
[x] Are you a bit insecure about yourself?
[ ] Are you trying to improve some of your skills?
[ ] Do you feel like your family doesn't appreciate you?
[ ] Do you hate your cousin?
[ ] Have you had a crush on someone for a long time now?
[x] Knowing someone has increased your self-confidence.
[x] You make some mistakes.
[ ] You have violet hair.
[ ] You don't give up easily.

Total: 3

IRUKA
[ ] You have a scar on your face.
[x] You worry about other people.
[ ] Is your favorite word "believe"?
[x] Do you like dolphins?
[ ] You and your friend have a similar past.
[x] You're kind by nature.
[ ] Is your hobby the hot springs?
[ ] Is you blood type B?
[x] Your favorite food is ramen.
[ ] Were you on on the 26th of May?

Total: 4

NEJI
[ ] Are you an exceptional student at school?
[ ] Are you frighteningly good at something?
[ ] You're a genius.
[ ] Your personality is confident and some what stiff.
[ ] You don't show your emotions.
[ ] You believe you cannot change destiny.
[x] Someone has influenced your way of thinking.
[ ] You do things seriously.
[ ] Do you feel like you can see through people?
[ ] Do you come into terms with your cousins?

Total: 1

KANKUROU
[x] You have two siblings.
[x] You're tough by nature.
[x] You afraid of your brother/sister.
[x] You like to fix things.
[ ] Your hobby is puppets.
[ ] You like to paint your face.
[ ] You hang out with a lot with your brother/sister.
[x] You don't talk much.
[ ] You use purple make up.
[ ] You have brown hair.

Total: 5

Shikamaru

wer hätte das wohl gedacht^^ *trublesome*

der hohe Anteil an Jiraiya macht mir sorgen T.T

Filme lustig, Privat

Autor:  aYaKaShI
"Wenn du von diesen 244 Filmen über 90 gesehen hast, hast du vermutlich kein Leben. Kennzeichne die Filme, die du gesehen hast."

Ich hab 108 gesehen
Ich hab grad so kein leben ^^

( ) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Fluch der Karibik
(x) Fluch der Karibik 2: Dead Man's Chest
(x) Fluch der Karibik 3: At World's End
( ) Der blutige Pfad Gottes – Missionare des Todes
(x) Fight Club
( ) Starsky und Hutch
(x) Die unendliche Geschichte
(x) Der wilde wilde Westen
( ) Die unglaubliche Reise in einem verrückten Flugzeug

( ) Die Braut des Prinzen
( ) Anchorman
( ) Napoleon Dynamite
( ) Labyrinth
( ) Saw
( ) Saw II
( ) White Noise - Schreie aus dem Jenseits
( ) Weißer Oleander
( ) Die Wutprobe
( ) 50 erste Dates
(x) Plötzlich Prinzessin
(x) Plötzlich Prinzessin 2

(x) Scream
( ) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
( ) Scary Movie
( ) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
( ) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
( ) American Pie 2
( ) American pie 3 - Jetzt wird geheiratet!
( ) American Pie 4 - Die nächste Generation

(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
( ) Resident Evil 1
( ) Resident Evil 2
( ) Eine Hochzeit zum Verlieben
( ) Die Ex-Freundinnen meines Freundes
(x) The Village - Das Dorf
(x) Lilo & Stitch

(x) Findet Nemo
( ) Wenn Träume fliegen lernen
(x) Signs - Zeichen
(x) Der Grinch
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Blutgericht in Texas
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
( ) White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
(x) 30 über Nacht
(x) I, Robot
( ) Robots

( ) Voll auf die Nüsse
( ) Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: Rätselhafte Ereignisse
(x) ...und dann kam Polly
(x) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
(x) Ungeküsst
(x) Meine Braut, ihr Vater und ich
(x) Meine Frau, ihre Schwiegereltern und ich
( ) Acht verrückte Nächte
( ) Joe Dreck
(x) KING KONG

(x) Cinderella Story
(x) Terminal
( ) Popstar auf Umwegen
( ) Zwillinge verliebt in Paris
( ) Dumm und Dümmer
( ) Dumm und Dümmerer
( ) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
( ) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Wie überleben wir Weihnachten? (Alternativer Titel: Jingle Bells – Eine Familie zum Fest)
(x) Flubber

( ) Harold & Kumar
(x) Zauberhafte Schwestern
( ) Chicago
(x) Ghost Ship - Das Geisterschiff
( ) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
(x) Hellboy 2
( ) Das geheime Fenster
( ) Ich bin Sam
(x) Keine halben Sachen
( ) Keine halben Sachen 2 – Jetzt erst recht!

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Chucky – Die Mörderpuppe
( ) Chuckys Baby
( ) Chucky und seine Braut
(x) 10 Dinge, die ich an Dir hasse
( ) Voll verheiratet
( ) Gothika
( ) Nightmare – Mörderische Träume
( ) Das darf man nur als Erwachsener
(x) Gegen jede Regel
( ) Coach Carter
( ) The Grudge - Der Fluch
( ) The Grudge 2 - Der Fluch
(x) Die Maske
( ) Die Maske 2 - Die nächste Generation

(x) Bad Boys
(x) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride - Spritztour
( ) Lucky Number Slevin
(x) Ocean's Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Die Bourne Identität
(x) Die Bourne Verschwörung
( ) Lone Star
(x) Teuflisch
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II

( ) The Fog - Nebel des Grauens
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: Jetzt taut's!
( ) Coco, der neugierige Affe

(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) In den Straßen der Bronx
( ) Der Fluch von Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
( ) E.T. - Der Außerirdische
( ) Kinder des Zorns
( ) Partyalarm - Hände weg von meiner Tochter
(x) Manhattan Love Story
(x) Krieg der Welten
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
(x) Rush Hour 3

( ) Best Bet
(x) Wie werde ich ihn los – in 10 Tagen?
(x) Eine wie keine
(x) Kalender Girls
( ) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon - Am Rande des Universums
(x) Auf immer und ewig
( ) Der Zauberer von Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) Terminator
(x) Terminator 2
(x) Terminator 3

(x) X-Men
(x) X-Men 2
(x) X-Men 3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
( ) Spider-Man 3
( ) X-Men Origins: Wolverine
( ) Superman 1
( ) Superman 2
( ) Superman 3
( ) Superman 4
( ) Superman Returns
(x) Batman (1966)
(x) Batman (1989)
(x) Batmans Rückkehr
(x) Batman Forever
(x) Batman & Robin
(x) Batman Begins
(x) Batman Dark Knight
( ) Watchmen - Die Wächter
( ) Frank Miller presents: Spirit

( ) Sky High - Diese Schule hebt ab!
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
(x) Arielle, die Meerjungfrau
(x) Freaky Friday – Ein voll verrückter Freitag
(x) Die Herrschaft des Feuers
( ) The Skulls - Alle macht der Welt
(x) Eiskalte Engel
( ) Eiskalte Engel 2
( ) The Hot Chick - Verrückte Hühner
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
( ) Shrek 3

( ) Swimfan
( ) Das Wunder von Manhattan
( ) Old School - Wir lassen absolut nichts anbrennen
( ) Wie ein einziger Tag
( ) K-Pax - Alles ist möglich
( ) Jagabongo – Eine schrecklich nette Urwaldfamilie
( ) Nur mit dir - A Walk to Remember
( ) Eisfieber
( ) Boogeyman - Der schwarze Mann
( ) Jungfrau 40, Männlich, sucht...

(x) Der Herr der Ringe - Die Gefährten
(x) Der Herr der Ringe - Die zwei Türme
(x) Der Herr der Ringe - Die Rückkehr des Königs
(x) Indiana Jones - Jäger des verlorenen Schatzes
(x) Indiana Jones und der Tempel des Todes
(x) Indiana Jones und der letzte Kreuzzug
( ) Indiana Jones und das Königreich des Kristallschädels

( ) Die Sportskanonen
( ) Hostel
( ) Wenn Guffman kommt
( ) Haus der 1000 Leichen
( ) Devil's Rejects
( ) Buddy – Der Weihnachtself
(x) Highlander - Es kann nur einen geben
( ) Die Mothman Prophezeiungen
(x) American History X
( ) Thr3e

( ) The Jacket
( ) Kung Fu Hustle
(x) Shaolin Kickers
( ) Night Watch - Nachtwache
( ) Die Monster AG
(x) Titanic
( ) Monty Python: Die Ritter der Kokusnuss
( ) Shaun Of the Dead
( ) Willard

( ) High Tension
( ) Club Mad – Dschungelcamp des Todes
(x) Der unglaubliche Hulk
( ) Dawn Of the Dead
( ) Hook
(x) Die Chroniken von Narnia: Der König von Narnia
( ) 28 days later
( ) Orgazmo
( ) Das Böse
(x) Waterworld

(x) Kill Bill vol 1
(x) Kill Bill vol 2
( ) Mortal Kombat
( ) Wolf Creek
(x) Königreich der Himmel
( ) The Hills Have Eyes – Hügel der blutigen Augen (Ich HASSE ihn immer noch!)
( ) Ich spuck auf dein Grab
( ) Das letzte Haus links
( ) Re-Animator
( ) Armee der Finsternis

(x) Star Wars Ep. I Die dunkle Bedrohung
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Angriff der Klonkrieger
( ) Star Wars Ep. III Die Rache der Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV Krieg der Sterne
(x) Star Wars Ep. V Das Imperium schlägt zurück
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Die Rückkehr der Jedi-Ritter
( ) Ewoks - Die Karawane der Tapferen
( ) Ewoks - Kampf um Endor

(x) Matrix
(x) Matrix Reloaded
(x) Matrix Revolutions
( ) Animatrix
( ) Tanz der Teufel
( ) Tanz der Teufel 2
( ) Team America: World Police
(x) Roter Drache
( ) Das Schweigen der Lämmer
( ) Hannibal

semeuke naja war ja zu erwarten^^

Autor:  aYaKaShI

You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!
Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.

Most compatible with: Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com.

You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com.

Ich Ich und NUR ICH Fun

Autor:  aYaKaShI

Anna never sleeps.                                

dass ist nur ein gerücht

Start the day with Anna.                          

boa eh nein, ich will lieber alleine sein
 

Anna erreicht die Grenzen des guten Geschmacks.   

ist das jetzt ein kompliment oder eine beleidigung^^
 

Darf´s ein bisschen Anna sein.                    

immer doch^^
 

Anna - Anstifter.                                 

??who the he..

Anna for Living.                                  

tja wenn man mich halt verdient hat^^
 

Anna - mit viel Charakter.                        

mein ego ist soooo groß es passt kaum in mein zimmer
 

Anna , love it or leave it.                       

ich war schon immer sehr polarisierend
 

Anna bewegt.                                      

auf jedenfall
 

Mit Anna lacht das Leben.                         

meistens relativ dreckig
 

Sonntag ist Anna -Tag.                            

stimmt gar nich, jeder tag ist Anna -Tag....ausser Montag
 

Große Männer kennen Anna.                         

joa mein Bruder (1.94 m), Fox (keine ahnung aber sicher über 2 m),...
 

Anna ist meine Welt.                              

meine auch^^
 

Anna - Das Gute daran ist das Gute darin.         

meine Eingeweide oder inneren Werte??
 

Da war doch einer bei Anna !.                     

jup mehrere, Gestern der Jack
 

Anna - genau mein Stil.                           

HA! ich habs gewusst ich bin eine STILIKONE
 

The magic of Anna.                                

HAHA passt auf ich bin die LORDIN der Unterwelt @--,--
 

Anna is good for you.                             

yeah für mich auch
 

Anna hat Charisma.                                

also wenn ich das nicht hätte was hätte ich dann??

 

Anna gönn’ ich mir.                               

ACHTUNG dieses Produkt hat 55% Fett
 

Who wouldn´t fight for Anna.                      

oO
 

Anna for a professional image.                    

JUHU ich bin ein modell^^

Anna macht müde Männer munter.                    

aaasoooo^°
 

Anna - Eine geniale Idee.                         

hach wer hat mich bloss erfunden
 

Germany´s finest Anna.                            

hrm hrm wenn dann scho Austria's

I can´t belive. It´s Anna.                        

so unbeliveable
 

Mehr Anna für´s Geld.                             

ja Ja JA gebt mir Geld, Gebt mir MEHR Geld
 

Ps.: Ich bin ÜBERHAUPT NICHT Geldsüchtig

http://www.sloganmaker.de/

Animexx Unser einfach nur geil, lustig

Autor:  aYaKaShI
Animexx Unser
Dass du bist im Internet
Geheiligt werde dein Server
Dein Link komme
Dein RPG geschehe
Wie im Netz so auch im Real-life

Unsere täglichen Karotaler gib uns heute
Und vergib uns unsere schlechten Cosplay´s
Wie auch wir vergeben unseren Uke´s

Und führe uns nicht in Versuchung
Sondern erlöse uns von Tokio Hotel (oder Pokito)

Denn dein ist die Domain
Und die Fanfict´s und die Fanart´s
In Ewigkeit

RAMEN

HOMIES Freunde

Autor:  aYaKaShI
FAKE HOMIES: Never ask for food.
REAL HOMIES: are the reason you have no food.
_______________________
FAKE HOMIES: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL HOMIES: Call your parents DAD/MOM
_______________________
FAKE HOMIES: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL HOMIES: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
______________________
FAKE HOMIES: never seen you cry.
REAL HOMIES: cry with you
______________________
FAKE HOMIES: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL HOMIES: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
______________________
FAKE HOMIES: know a few things about you.
REAL HOMIES: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
______________________
FAKE HOMIES: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL HOMIES: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
______________________
FAKE HOMIES: Would knock on your front door.
REAL HOMIES: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
______________________
FAKE HOMIES: Are for awhile.
REAL HOMIES: Are for life.
______________________
FAKE HOMIES: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL HOMIES: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."
______________________
FAKE HOMIES: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL HOMIES: Will knock them the fuck out
______________________
FAKE HOMIES: Would ignore this
REAL HOMIES: Will send this to all their real homiessend this too all your real homies

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