Einzelposting: Die besten Zitate
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| Die Folge, in der Chefkoch wegen einem Song vor Gericht ist und der Anwalt seine "Wookie"-Verteidigung anwendet: "Sehr geehrte Geschworenen. Das ist Chewbacca, ein Wookiee von Kashyyyk. Warum sollte ein Wookiee auf Endor leben wollen? Das ergibt keinen Sinn..." "Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself. But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one, final, thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentleman, this is Chew-bacca. Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca… LIVES …on the planet Endor. Now think about that. That does NOT MAKE SENSE. ... Why would a Wookie, an eight-foot tall Wookie, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does NOT MAKE SENSE! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does NOT MAKE SENSE! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does NOT MAKE SENSE! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests." Und: "Timiiiiiii!!!" ;D Wє'ℓℓ ℓivє our ℓivєs I know wє'rє gonnα find our wαy |
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