Monday
Disclaimer: they do not belong to me...but i myself do belong to me so..*Bäh*...
Warning: BLACK HUMOR, SATIRISTIC, well i guess ist might be kind a "dry"!!!!!!
Greetings:this is for all the poeple who know those mondays...and Love them as much as i do.....
I'm sitting ..just by myself.....smoking...thinking about my life.....well the first thought was probably how boring it can be to sit a KFC's, eating something cheap and indescribable tasteless, which calls itself chickenwrap....
What a disaster....I have nothing better to do on a Monday night than sitting at KFC's....writing a pretty crappy piece of shit...about my boring life.....
..hmmm......actually everything is just shit.......do you know those Mondays?..........it's raining...you feel all alone...nobody is free.....no boyfriend to call up...one of those Mondays when you get your testresults back and you realize, that your finals won't be as good as they should.....................................Mondays made to make you depressive......could it be that you know one of these Mondays?....
Well, this Monday hit me realy realy bad....and so I abandoned home...and went.....in lack of something better to KFC's..........hmm....actually I thought: "..come on girl get yourself together and do something.."....I guess this is what came out of my task for the day...........to sad....
After a while I started thinking about what other people would do on a Monday like this.....hmmm...for Example Yohji:
He would probably sit around in the kitchen of the Weiß HQ......trying to get over his "it-was-a-long-loooooong-weekend-with-to-much-women-to-much-alk-and-not-enough-sleep"-headache by drinking far to much coffee and smoking around three and a quarter packages of cigarettes. I am pretty shure, that he would not just feel like shit, but also look like pure shit...
In Ayas case I hope that someone had chained him to a wall and locked him behind a thick metaldoor. A furious red-haired man screaming for a Katana can be a danger to society. .......keep it out of reach if you like your head to stay were it is..
On the other hand it is possible, that he would stand in a corner, the arms crossed infront of his chest...................... staring into nowhere with a glance of his dark violet eyes, that would let the air freeze........in this situation I would take care that everybody stays in a safe distance to keep them safe from the flying dots....which will baldly knock out everybody they can hit.......this might even be the more common situation.....I wouldn't consider this to be a great moment to meet him anyways.....even without flying dots....
For some odd reason I think that Ken wouldn't care at all.........He would jump around as happy as ever.....As long as he can play soccer he just can't be in a bad mood.....must be something genetically.....I just can't understand what is so interesting on a game where a bunch of guys hunt a ball over a huge field....hmm it doesn't make sense for me...but well that is just my opinion.....anyone else might think something different...who cares anyways.....on the other side ken is one of these stupid....well lets put it this way.....hotheads...so I could be, that he would just scream around ......making a little miniature problem to a huge an unsolvable catastrophe.....I can practically see him running around the house....yelling at every one....hmm....not the greatest person to run into on such a Monday....
Hm...there is someone missing...oh jeah right ....Omi...that little brat...well there are just two options.....he sits depressed on his bed and stares into the rain....or he sits depressed on his bed and cries....as you see here I don't really like him...but...besides I just think that he is annoying ..he is the one which is the alike me the most right in this moment which brings me back to the theses that this Monday is a really sad one...I mean take a look at me...sitting here and righting this little piece of shit...its just like him sitting on his bed righting something stupid in his diary...which for shure is a pink and fluffy little book he hides under his pillow....and something tells me that Yohji has written it about a hundred times...
So far for today...Tuesday will come in only a couple hours so bye bye...
anyway...I hope I did not disappoint you too much with this thing....well just remember it was just one of these Mondays....
