Dir en grey WG - Part 7
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It was Yoshiki´s birthday.
And, of course, Shinya had insisted on making a surprise party for his almighty Yoshiki-san, so the apartment was all decorated and they had bought a lot of food and drinks.
The main attraction though would be Shinya hopping out of an oversized plastic-cake, wearing only a flimsy negligee and thigh-high stockings.
Kyo was definitely looking forward to this.
So Shinya was sitting and waiting in the plastic-cake while the others gathered in the living-room waiting for the hastily invited birthday boy. When one hour had passed without Yoshiki showing up, they started to entertain themselves with the alcohol. By the time of 11.30 p.m. they were all blissfully drunk, except for Shinya; the drummer already slept peacefully in his cake. Toshiya had left for his bed already.
Kyo and Die were sitting back to back in the middle of the room, each sipping on his own amount of alcohol. Die was blinking into his beer-can; while Kyo hugged a huge bottle of champagne to himself they had wanted to give to Yoshiki.
"Juhuuu~" Die mumbled into his beer-can.
"Oi~...Shinya is that you? Hello?" Kyo looked into the bottle agitated.
"Hello-ho~..." Die giggled in drunken happiness.
Kyo shook the bottle and whistled "Ahh~ Shin-chan...how do you like that? *giggle*" He started fluting on the rim of the bottle with gusto.
Kaoru was meanwhile crossing the room on all fours and scrambled into the plastic-cake next to Shinya. He napped off quickly and mumbled in his sleep "Aaah~, Dai-chan...*drool*" all the while unconsciously undressing the sleeping drummer.
***
The next morning came. Die walked out of the bathroom (we all know he’s alcohol-proof ^^), holding only a towel around his hips, toothbrush hanging from his mouth and turned on the light in the living-room.
The bright light streamed into the plastic-cake and woke up Shinya, who took that as his sign to jump out of the cake.
"Surprise!" He called grinning.
Die´s toothbrush clattered to the floor, as well as the towel he had held around his hips. Both Shinya and Die were gaping at each other, stark naked.
"Die~...where are you going..." Kaoru mumbled in the cake and got up taking a look over the plastic-rim. His eyes threatened to bug out at the sight of Die. He quickly turned to the side, already tomato red, and saw himself confronted with certain parts of a very naked Shinya still standing paralyzed in the cake.
Shinya shrieked and jumped out of the cake, grabbing Die´s towel from the floor. He ran off to the bathroom, slamming the door shut and locked it behind himself.
Kaoru slithered back into the dim confines of the plastic-cake, pressing Shinya´s panty to his nose to stop the nosebleed.
Die got a hold of himself and walked over to the cake. He peered inside asking "Kaoru, you OK?"
Kaoru kept pressing the panty to his nose and wasn’t able to utter a reply.
"Are Shinya´s clothes still in there? Can you give me the pants?"
Kaoru grabbled around the bottom of the cake and finally presented one of the stockings to Die. When he saw what he was holding for Die to wear, a new rush of blood shot to his nose.
"*sweat drop* Guess I’ll coax Shinya to give me my clothes out of the bathroom..."
Die walked off into the direction of the bath and Kaoru pulled himself one more time over the rim. He caught a last glance of Die´s retreating bare backside. He hit his head onto the cake and lost consciousness.
Kyo was rolling half asleep around the floor, the bottle still secured in his arms. He reached the plastic-cake and started to munch on one of the corners.
"...mah~...Shin-chan...you taste spongy...."
***
Kaoru regained consciousness and heard muffled voices from outside the cake...
...WAIT!
Why was he sitting in a giant plastic-cake...and there was a huge hole in one of the corners...like some giant mouse or something had tried to eat the thing...
Kaoru rubbed the back of his head and wondered what exactly had happened after he had started to drink. He looked over the top of the cake and spotted Shinya sitting on the sofa together with Yoshiki, who had an arm slung around the shoulders of the other drummer and talking soothingly to him.
"What happened?" Kaoru asked blinking irritated at Shinya.
"You saw Shinya naked." Yoshiki said matter of factly and Shinya blushed crimson, hiding his face behind his hands.
"Really? I can’t remember anything..."
"Ask Die!" Shinya wailed and pointed to the redhead in question who had just entered the room.
Kaoru blinked at Die "You also were there when I saw Shinya naked?"
"Yes....unfortunately...actually I was naked, too" Die glanced away and scratched his neck.
"And I was there too!!??!!" Kaoru shrieked. 'And I can’t remember, aaah~' He grabbed the lid of the cake and pulled it over himself, crouching in the farthest corner and mourned over the loss of his memory.
Die knelt in front of the hole Kyo had made "Kao, what’s up...? It’s not THAT bad, you know...I don’t care ^^ ...and Shinya will forget about it, too...you know he can’t be mad with you ^^" Die said grinning reassuringly. "Now come out, we have to go."
"Why..." Kaoru mumbled sadly.
"Kyo´s in the hospital...Yoshiki had to take him there, cause he had an indigestion."
"Too much alcohol or what?" Kaoru huffed.
"Don’t know...he gave that huge bottle to me and said 'Keep an eye on Shin-chan, I’ll be back soon’. “
