Outside of Akatsuki
~Title: Artist~
~Category: Outside of Akatsuki~
~Number: 001~
~Date: 17. Nov. 06~
Kakashi: "Tell me Sai... did you draw every ANBU member that way?"
+Sai looks at the naked Kakashi which is lying in front of him on the sofa+
Sai: "Until I got fired dishonorable..."
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~Title: Sins from the youth~
~Category: Outside of Akatsuki~
~Number: 002~
~Date: 17. Nov. 06~
Naruto: "Say Lee... what happened to your partens?"
Lee: "Well, I started to imitate Gai-sensei at a very young age..."
NarutO: "Huh? I don't get it..."
[Flashback]
+Little Lee is sitting in front of a burning house, holding a lighter in his hands+
Lee: "The flame of youth is burning... BURNING!"
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~Title: Qualities~
~Category: Outside of Akatsuki~
~Number: 003~
~Date: 17. Nov. 06~
+Young Orochimaru wants to date a girl, but her father is answering the doorbell+
Father: "And what qualities do you have? What can you give my daughter?"
+Orochimaru rolls out his tongue completly+
Father: "Martha! Bring me my shotgun!"
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~Title: Lonely hearts ad~
~Category: Outside of Akatsuki~
~Number: 004~
~Date: 17. Nov. 06~
Text: Are you under age, male, have a nice body and maybe carry a rare bloodline inside your veins? Then contact me for... strength. Cipher >FagSerpent<.
Kabuto: Orochimaru-sama... you should maybe think again about this ad.
Orochimaru: Why? What's wrong with it?
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~Title: An old joke~
~Category: Outside of Akatsuki~
~Number: 005~
~Date: 21. Nov. 06~
+Gaara is sitting in the sandbox and... AUGH... GAAAAAAAARGH...+
...
+Gaara walks over the pieces of Jim's corpse and looks right into the camera.+
Gaara: This joke is so old and not funny anymore that I won't can't allow another one.
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~Title: Got it?!~
~Category: Outside of Akatsuki~
~Number: 006~
~Date: 21. Nov. 06~
+Sakura and Naruto face Sasuke finally, after years of searching for him.+
Sasuke: Hmpf... I have no feelings left for you. Leave or I will kill you.
+Within a heartbeat Saskura stands in front of Sasuke, grabbing his collar.+
Sakura: Listen up, bitch! I have worked my ass off for years, I trained like a moron and I have already ordered everything for the wedding next month. You will come with me or I swear to god I will your sorry ass and this time there is no miracle that will save you! GOT IT?!
Sasuke: ... ... ... I want to be a good boy again.
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~Title: Change of strategies~
~Category: Outside of Akatsuki~
~Number: 007~
~Date: 23. Nov. 06~
+Team 7 VS Zabuza+
+Sasuke has just caught the big Shuriken and wants to throw it.+
Zabuza: Ha! I already told you... a Shuriken won't be of any use against me.
Sasuke: Okay...
+Sasuke pulls out a gun and shoots Zabuza.+