Sunyard, oh my Sunyard ~
Der Drabble-Matic ist einfach der Hammer! XDD
Der gute Sunyards (Landpirat XD/Händler) aus abgemeldets und meinem RPG musste diesmal seinen Kopf hinhalten. XD
Hier die besten Ergebnisse aus seinen Abenteuern mit Lena und Lynn! XDD Ich hoffe, das ist ok, wenn ich dich einfach mit Sunny zusammen drabble, Lynn? ^^°
Brightly Tripping
Lena tripped along warmly. She was on her way to meet her lover, Sunyard, for Valentine's Day. She smiled to see a frog hopping along, carrying a saber in its mouth.
Lena was almost in Disney-Castle when she came across an arrogant cake, lying alone on a hypnotic plate. "That must be a treat from my trained bear," she said to herself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked lonely, so she ate it.
It gave her the most confusing tingling sensation in her lips. "How unusual!" she said and continued tripping to see Sunyard.
When Sunyard came out to meet her, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Lena cried dramatically.
"Your eye! And your chest!" Sunyard said. "They're tough! Can't you feel it?"
Lena felt her eye and her chest. They were indeed quite tough. "Oh, no!" Lena said. "I'm a man!" She, or rather, he started to cry. "It must have been that arrogant cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Sunyard said. "I got you a rose. It must have been that cool man who lives nearby. He acts a little politely, ever since he shot a bra."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a man?" Lena sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Sunyard said gracefully, "but I actually prefer men. And I think your eye is really charming like that."
"Really?" Lena dried his tears. Lena kissed Sunyard and it was an entirely gorgeous sensation, like sunshine on a cloudy day.
They spent the night having entirely gorgeous sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
***
o.O"
Na klasse, da macht das Ding aus mir doch glatt einen Kerl! >.< Und Sunny gefällt das auch noch!
Woher weiß der Drabble-Matic, dass Sunny aus einem Yaoi-RPG kommt?! XP
So, jetzt mal mit Lynn:
The Lonely Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Sunyard and Lynn went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Sunyard hit Lynn in her chest with a big cool iceball. It hurt a lot, but Sunyard kissed it dramatically and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really trained snow man!" Sunyard said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Lynn said. "That would be more confusing and politically correct."
"I know," Sunyard said. "We can make a snow frog. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up politely and made a tough snow frog. Sunyard put on a saber for the eye. The frog was almost as big as Lynn.
"It looks gorgeous," Sunyard said gracefully. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Lynn said and held up a charming bra. "I found this in Disney-Castle." She put the bra onto the frog's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the frog, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like sunshine on a cloudy day.
Lynn screamed brightly and ran but the snow frog chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow frog shot her warmly.
"Nobody does that to my little Hypnotic Rose," Sunyard screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow frog through the lips. It fell down and Sunyard kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Lynn said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The bra lay in the yard until an arrogant child picked it up and took it home.
***
*LOL*
Ich kann mir euch zwei soooo gut vorstellen, wie ihr da steht und diskutiert was für ein Schneemann es werden soll!! XD
Noch eins:
In Disney-Castle, Lynn fought her bra. She had been busy with the bra for hours and now wanted nothing more than an arrogant cuddle or a charming massage from her lover Sunyard.
She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her lonely Sunyard appeared at the door, grinning gracefully.
"Put down the bra," Sunyard said dramatically. "Unless you want me to fight that bra on your chest."
Lynn put down the bra. She was trained. She had never seen Sunyard so cool before and it made her hypnotic.
Sunyard picked up the bra, then withdrew a rose from his eye. "Don't be so trained," Sunyard said with a cool grimace. "A frog bit my lips this morning, and everything became confusing. Now with this bra and this rose I can dramatically rule the world!"
Lynn clutched her gorgeous lips politely. This was her lover, her lonely Sunyard, now staring at her with a cool eye.
"Fight it!" Lynn shouted. "The frog just wants the bra for his own lonely devices! He doesn't love you, not the arrogant way I do!"
Lynn could see Sunyard trembling politely. Lynn reached out her chest and touched Sunyard's eye dramatically. She was lonely, so lonely, but she knew only her gorgeous love for Sunyard would break the frog's spell.
Sure enough, Sunyard dropped the bra with a thunk. "Oh, Lynn," he squealed. "I'm so arrogant, can you ever forgive me?"
But Lynn had already moved in Disney-Castle. Like sunshine on a cloudy day, she pressed her chest into Sunyard's eye. And as they fell together in a confusing fit of love, the bra lay on the floor, hypnotic and forgotten.
***
XDD
*sich abroll* Ich wusste gar nicht, dass einem ein BH zur Weltherrschaft helfen kann XDD
Jetzt nochmal ein letztes Marchen mit mir. ^^
The Frog Prince
Lena was walking through a trained meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around her head when she spied a hypnotic little frog lying under a tree.
Lena skipped over to see the dear thing and was confusing to find that he was hurt! A saber had pierced his charming little lips and he whimpered warmly with the pain.
"My tough little friend," Lena said. "Let me help you!" She took out her Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the saber, as dramatically as she could. The frog cried out and Lena's heart ached, like sunshine on a cloudy day. "You'll be all right," Lena whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Sunyard and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Sunyard up in her arms, Lena carried him home and made a bed for him beside her own. For seven days and seven nights, Lena nursed Sunyard, cleaning his lips and feeding him Bra-brand frog chow.
On the eighth night, Sunyard climbed into bed with Lena. He burrowed under the covers and politely fought Lena's chest. It made Lena giggle and she cuddled close to Sunyard, stroking his eye and singing brightly to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Lena hurried home so she could curl up with Sunyard. It gave her a lonely feeling whenever Sunyard fought her chest.
Then one night, Sunyard looked up at Lena and said, "If you kiss me, I will become an arrogant prince."
Lena screamed gracefully, she was so surprised. How could a frog talk? She must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Sunyard said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Lena said and kissed Sunyard on his eye. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood an arrogant prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Sunyard," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Lena said.
"See?" Sunyard said and showed Lena the scar from the saber on his lips. Then he kissed Lena and they tumbled in Disney-Castle and did a lot of very gorgeous things, some of them involving a cool rose.
"I love you," Sunyard said when they were done. Lena clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Sunyard had stashed away.
And if Sunyard didn't know about Lena's visits to the frog sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
***
XDD
*träum* Wie im echten Märchen XD
Die Versionen sind auch ziemlich spaßig XDD
Wusste gar nicht, dass ein BH soviel Unheil anrichten kann XDDDDD
(Und Sunny selbst ist mal wieder leidgeprüft wie eh un je XDD)
Meine Geschichten - freue mich immer über neue Leser ^_^
Langeweile? - knuffige Nebenbeschäftigung ^.^