That happens when the SUV diappears...
Title: Six people and a car
Author: Neyne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood or any of these characters. I just play with them.
Warnings: Spoilers for Fragments & Exit Wounds. Crack.
A/N:That's what happens when you watch things like <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVP5KhH3Maw">this</a> while trying to write a serious fanfic...
„Move, will you!“
“Where? There's no space!”
“Then make space!”
“You make space!”
“Outch!”
“Tosh that was my foot.”
“Sorry Jack.”
“Ianto?”
“Yes, Owen?”
“You do know that that's my arse you're feeling up...”
“I am NOT-”
“All right kids!”
“Jack?”
“Ianto, in my lap”
“Pardon?”
“Bloody typical. The world's ending and all he can think about is -Ow!”
“Thanks Tosh”
“Now, move over Yan”
“...”
“Stop it Harkness”
“I'm not doing anything!”
“Yeah because he always looks this flushed, right?”
“Hey, I'm innocent!”
“Half the Universe might just have imploded it was laughing so hard”
“Shut Up”
“You shut up!”
"..."
“Rhys, are you alright?”
“Are you always like this?!”
