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Von:    ADHD-no-Jutsu 27.01.2010 03:37
Betreff: Haiku Thread <3 [Antworten]
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Die Zyklen des Chihuahua
Nicht, dass ich was gegen Tschiwawas hätte, aber mein Erzfeind ähnelt einem Chihuahua (blonder kleine Kläffer), daher Folgendes:

1
The Chihuahua barks
I kick him in the gonads
Birds sing sweet music

2
Children full of glee
A Chihuahua just got killed
What a lovely day.

3
IDF Soldiers
An islamist Chihuahua
Look, there flies his head

4
Vegetarians
They like veggie burgers much
I like Chihuahuas

5
Chihuahua's penis
I chainsawed it off with joy
Pretty butterflies!

6
The gay Chihuahua
I stomped on his bigass head
Dead gay Chihuahua

7
Akita walks by
Chihuahua barks after him
Killed by Akita

8
I slip in dog poo
The Chihuahua grins at me
I kill the fucker

9
Switzerland is nice
I snowboard on Chihuahua
It will not survive

10
Chihuahua comes close
I pick the damn shithead up
I snap his damn neck

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